u lol’d
at my wtf
when i told u
what ftw
really meant
2 which u said ikr
HA! and smdh
which wuz just
so totes obvi
wat u really meant
le sigh is upon me
but idgaf
y u no understand
wth i just said
imho u should gtfo
cuz yolo
idk y u crae
idc if ur bae
i’ll ttyl cuz srsly
this convo is meh
omg like (¬_¬) af
and it’s just like tfwy rofl
just don’t expect me to lmfao
cuz hm. u c i would never irl
speak such an ugh (>_<) ~werd~
though i felt u were dorbs
now i heard that u lel’d
and i thot to myself
“gawd, she can’t even spell”
their just sitting rite they’re
all these wurds
still u :)
y r u not c-ing there mocking you’re style
and your making me feel ಠ_ಠ
“i just can’t”
“r u sure”
“tbh jk”
“oic, just not coming from ur pov”
daww go ahead fam
ama just for lulz
if it’s nsfw
welp, den fml
bcuz its tl;dr
so plz just stfu
halp a kitteh
and stahp doe ∞
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Max, or Not 
srsly, ty ;)
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Thanks for the translation. I’d have always wondered.
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I would never leave you hanging. ‘ain’t nobody got time for that!’ lol
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hahaha! Great stuff!
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awesome!!
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K3U!
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It’s official, I’m old. I enjoyed decoding this.
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We’re not old. We’re experienced. And thank gawd 4 dat!
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Yes thank gawd 😀. Now imma go halp a Kitteh 🐈
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As should we all <3
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Goals. Ttly amaze AF :P
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omfg! ty! u r totes epic! <3
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LOL…TIME! Love it!
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Thank you Felicia. I truly appreciate how kind and supportive you have been. -Max
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God, do I feel old! Even with my 19 year olds help we could not decode the whole piece. Max– your brain works in strange and amazing and unusual ways! We were impressed that you took the time to write this.
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I had my 19-year-old help me too and we’re in the same boat. She got more than I did. 😂
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Thank you. Your comment compelled me to write up a translation lol. i’ll post it here brb
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“you laughed out loud
at my ‘what the fuck?’
when i told you
what ‘for the win’
really meant
to which you said ‘i know, right?’
‘HA!’ and ‘shake my damn head’
which was just so totally obvious
what you really meant
le sigh is upon me
but ‘i don’t give a fuck’
‘why can’t you understand’
‘what the hell’ i just said
‘in my humble opinion’ you should get the fuck out
cause ‘you only live once’
‘i don’t know why you’re crazy’
‘i don’t care if you’re my number one’
‘i’ll talk to you later’ cause seriously
this conversation is meh
‘oh my god’ like, ‘lame as fuck’
and it’s just like ‘that feeling when you’ ‘roll on the floor laughing’
just don’t expect me to ‘laugh my ass off’
cause hm. you see i would never ‘in real life’
speak such a cringeworthy ‘word’
though i felt you were adorable
now i heard that you mockingly ‘laughed out loud’
and i thought to myself
‘god! she can’t even spell’
they’re just sitting right there
all these words
still, you smile
why are you not seeing they’re cramping your style
and you’re making me feel irate
i just can’t handle it
are you sure
‘to be honest, just kidding’
‘oh, i see, just not from your point of view’
awww go ahead good friend
‘ask me anything’ ‘just for kicks’
if it’s ‘not safe for work’
well, then ‘fuck my life’
because it’s ‘too long;didn’t read’
so please just ‘shut the fuck up’
help a kitten
and stop already though
shrugs“
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Brilliant.
I lost it at “halp a kitteh”.
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Thank you for being so supportive. It makes me happy that you understand where I’m coming from. I appreciate your kindness. -Max
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It is absolutely my pleasure! Vanessa
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