The >Stuff<

you know what?

fuck it!

gimme that perm.

life’s too short
to play it straight.

tease it
crimp it
crop and primp it.

make them hate me.

so much that i look so hawt
they’ll have to stop
and call upon the S.W.A.T. Team.

but all they’re gonna catch
are sequined trails

an epic fail

as they become ensnared within
my layered lair of Aqua-Net®.

the fumes alone
will linger
longer than the limpest lover’s last goodbye.

and boi-o-boi
will they be high.

i never touch the stuff . . .



[image credit: Loius Wain]

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