get the fuck out of here!
pray tell
what dangers must you mean?
my avarice spurred
en vogue
vexed accessory
of super sexy
existential vacuuming
is low on space?
WAT!?
call the cops!
and shield the youngsters
from such horrors!
DANGEROUSLY LOW ON SPACE
i c
well GAWD FORBIDDDD
what will the neighbors think?
O. M. G.
please, don’t tell me
they were notified
as well…
suddenly
the danger
has proved poignantly
apparent.