nemeses

if only
i had me an uzi

i’d ooze bullets
all up on these ants

my chances of hitting one
might be quite slim

but damnit!

it sure would be rad!

oh, no wait,
let it be a flamethrower!

i’d rain the sweet pain
of thrown flames

my house might burn down
with the ants yet abound

but whatevs
cuz it sure would be great!

nevermind that, i need me a warhead
equipped with an anti-ant nuclear bomb

granted, all life might then cease to exist

but really, what more could i want?