~Affectations~

“thine phenylketonurics
contains phenylalanine
thusly
i thither to
insequistraulipidis . . .”

–OK, SERIOUSLY?! That’s not even a fucking word!!

What
In
The
Fuck
Is
Wrong
With
You
!?!
“{dude↑↑fix that}”

–FUCK YOU!–

none of this “”~oew, hawoant ahyuu ehlisstinn
ehtuu ehmai ~{fancy}~ ~h~u~w~e~a~a~a~d~z~””
obscured blather of epically verbose, vainglorious,
profanely pretentious, pilfered — uh, whatever the fuck
it is you’re doing, makes any sense! It doesn’t even matter!

–Dewd, you need to chill the fuck out, take a deep breath…
…there.

Now, I know it’s difficult,
but
just

tell her you love her.

It really is that simple, mister ~magniloquence~.

“I um, uh, wait – wha?”

flounders nervously

“I, lu-hugh=◘○◙****

………Olive Juice?
………Elephant Shoes?
………nuh-uh…….

oh!

girl, I LOVE YOU!!!

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou.

I

LOVE

YOU!

I

L
O
V
E

Y
O
U
!

IIII LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEE YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!

♪♫ i ♪ la-la-la-♫-luhhhuhhuuvvveee-♪-you-woo-♫-woo-♪-woooooooooooo!♫♪

I….LOOOO%$#*&” —–OKAY ALREADY!!!

WE

GET

THE

POINT!!!

whispers “i love you, my sweet darling <3 <3 "

<3  <3

 

 

[image credit: Louis Wain]