make that,


i do not wish
to see people dancing

in any regard, circumstances,
or setting

above all, in terms of commercial endeavor

and trust me, this IS one time
i can say NEVER

i have no desire
to pen such a passage

no more than denim assless-chaps would i don

the cringeworthy crimes
of capitalistic accosting

are fast circumventing
my will to go on

alas, i implore thee
come hither thine ad

to force my compliance
is quite bad enough

but willfully inundating my awareness

with gross affectations of mirth
is just FUCKED

(inspired by a mandatory 30-second youtube ad for old navy)


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